Actual conversation at a party last night
- Random college kid: Dude are you a real punk or a fake punk?
- Me: I, um. I-I don't care?
- Kid: *turns to his friend* Dude he said he doesn't care that means he's a real punk hi I'm Doug nice to meet you
- me: "no honestly I'm the most chill person you'll ever meet"
- me: *throws shade 24/7*
- me: *blatantly hates everyone and everything*
- me: *is overdramatic*
- me: *is a major asshole*
- me: *complains about everything*
i wish people followed me for my blog not my perfect ass